Scripture Psalm 100
THANKSGIVING HUMOR: We’re getting a divorce!
An elderly man
in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing; 45 years of misery is
enough."
"Pop, what are you talking
about?" the son
screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call
your sister in Chicago and tell her." Then he hangs up.
Frantic, the son
calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately,
and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced.
Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother back, and we'll both be flying there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a
thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're both coming for Thanksgiving, and they’re paying their own way."
Isn’t it great when families can be together for Thanksgiving? Well not everyone has a family and it can be a lonely time. However, we are a family and every Sunday is Thanksgiving.
Psalm 122:1
I was glad when they said to me, "Let us go to the house of the Lord."
Psalm 100 (NIV)
Shout for joy to the Lord, all the earth. Worship the Lord with gladness; come before him with joyful songs. Know that the Lord is God. It is he who made us, and we are his; we are his people, the sheep of his pasture. 4 Enter his gates with thanksgiving and his courts with praise; give thanks to him and praise his name. For the Lord is good and his love endures forever; his faithfulness continues through all generations.
Psalm 100 (MSG)
On your feet now — applaud God! Bring a gift of laughter, sing yourselves into his presence. Know this: God is God, and God, God. He made us; we didn't make him. We're his people, his well-tended sheep. 4 Enter with the password: "Thank you!" Make yourselves at home, talking praise. Thank him. Worship him. For God is sheer beauty, all-generous in love, loyal always and ever.
GIVE THANKS
Give thanks with a grateful heart, give
thanks to the Holy One; give thanks, because he’s given Jesus Christ, his Son.
Give thanks with a grateful heart, give
thanks to the Holy One; give thanks, because he’s given Jesus Christ, his Son.
And now let the weak say ‘I am strong’,
let the poor say ‘I am rich’, because of what the Lord has done for us; and now
let the weak say ‘I am strong’, let the poor say ‘I am rich’, because of what
the Lord has done for us.
Give thanks…
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